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Top five public figures we think are headed to Inferno

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Celebs–they’re just like us. Hopefully you’re better than these ones,. This is a compilation of five absolutely nefarious individuals in recent history. In addition to listing some of their misdeeds, they have also been given a place in one of the nine layers of Inferno. May the punishment fit the crime.  

Jack the Ripper – Violence

Ripper? I hardly know her. No, but seriously. Not cool, man. Murder once, shame on you. Murder five times…that’s a lot of murder. Five is also a best guess, according to Ripperologists (yes, that’s what they’re called). For all we know, you could have murdered six people, or even 100. Maybe that last one is a stretch.

Nikocado Avocado – Gluttony

Even watching your “two steps ahead” video at 2x speed was as grueling as it was unsettling. And you sure took your sweet time kissing your parrot. Make no mistake, you’re not on this list because of your excessive eating, you’re here because of your excessive internet beefing and vanity. A t-shirt that says “I identify as skinny.” Really? In 2024?

Mr. Monopoly – Greed

You slimy entrepreneur, your greed knows no bounds. All you do is take and take and take…my properties? Gone. My turn? Skipped. My hotels? Turned into Airbnbs by young professionals. 

JK. Rowling – Wrath

Nothing screams feminist like a tweet. Except actually advocating for the protection of women from abuse instead of using your huge social platform to punch down on marginalized people. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you? 

The Grinch – Envy

The Grinch takes “green with envy” to a whole new level. He literally stole Christmas. How much more diabolical can you get? Everybody applauds you for giving the Whos their presents back because you heard those bangin’ tunes in the town square, but I don’t buy your redemption arc one bit. 


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