By I Ron Butterfly – April 1, 2011

After countless meetings the King’s presidential search committee has made its decision. The new president of King’s will be FYP founder, Wayne Hankey.
Professor Gordon McOuat was a member of the committee. He says he is “very interested to see how this goes.”
He would not comment further.
“My Dears, I am The One” Said Dr. Hankey after the news was announced.
This was an unexpected move by the committee since Dr. Hankey was not a member of the short list released a few months ago.
UPDATE: April fools everyone.