Carefully curated by our executive team.

INS:

Weird Timothee Chalamet. Doing your work without complaining about it. Having hope. LinkedIn. Embracing your natural hair colour. Going on walks without music. Press-on nails. Being earnest. Understanding nuance. April Fool’s Day. Lying at bars. Paying for news. Wired Headphones. Going out in your day clothes. A Really Good Pen. Substack. Going to campus events. 2014 twee. Dressing for the weather.

OUTS

Hot Timothee Chalamet. Finding excuses to procrastinate. Climate nihilism. Friendcest. Netflix reality TV. Curating your appearance to match an aesthetic. Oat milk. Pornstaches. Skipping class. Pretending sarcasm is funny. Bob Dylan cosplay. Humble bragging. Dresses over jeans. Posting infographics without fact-checking them. Talking incessantly in the group chat. The “I’m so busy” competition. Borderline spiritual psychosis (a.k.a. Tarot cards). Being nonchalant. Single issue voters. Instagram reels.