By I Ron Butterfly – April 1, 2011
After countless meetings the King’s presidential search committee has made its decision. The new president of King’s will be FYP founder, Wayne Hankey.
Professor Gordon McOuat was a member of the committee. He says he is “very interested to see how this goes.”
He would not comment further.
“My Dears, I am The One” Said Dr. Hankey after the news was announced.
This was an unexpected move by the committee since Dr. Hankey was not a member of the short list released a few months ago.
UPDATE: April fools everyone.
6 replies on “BREAKING: King's search for a new president is over”
i will not be fooled by you on the first of April.
My Dears, I am the One.
I am positively shattered by word that this announcement fictitious. Who is like unto Dr. Hankey? Dr. Hankey is indeed The One.
For anyone who missed my favorite Simpsons reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4QnVoH8omw
Can this *not* be an April Fools joke? Please?