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BREAKING: King's search for a new president is over

By I Ron Butterfly – April 1, 2011


After countless meetings the King’s presidential search committee has made its decision. The new president of King’s will be FYP founder, Wayne Hankey.
Professor Gordon McOuat was a member of the committee. He says he is “very interested to see how this goes.”
He would not comment further.
“My Dears, I am The One” Said Dr. Hankey after the news was announced.
This was an unexpected move by the committee since Dr. Hankey was not a member of the short list released a few months ago.
UPDATE: April fools everyone.

By David J. Shuman

David is a second-year journalism student at King's, is engagement/news editor of The Watch, and a copy editor of The Pigeon. He writes on student politics, campus happenings, and school news. 

6 replies on “BREAKING: King's search for a new president is over”

I am positively shattered by word that this announcement fictitious. Who is like unto Dr. Hankey? Dr. Hankey is indeed The One.

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